"Every man. Every woman. Should be born, should live, and should die with the taste of freedom forever upon their lips."
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
If you could write a one-sentence Wikipedia entry about Brooklyn Nine-Nine, what would it be?
A band of strange, but good, Brooklyn detectives get a new captain determined to whip them into shape. Hilarity ensues. Crap, that’s two sentences. Fail.